ATTENTION! I'm out of order until further notice. My 'stupid people' filter needs cleaning, and my 'give a damn' batteries have run out. PATENCEE. GVE PUIINE. CAVNDD. GIVE A DAMN.
Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, 'I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal.' Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road. I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal. Proctology Clinic - Next Exit.
WHEN I SAY I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M FORCING MY RELIGION ON YOU. IT MEANS I CARE FOR YOU, I LOVE YOU, AND THAT I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF PRAYER.
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